granted, but you get a small headache... i wish i wasn't so fat.

Granted, but you become anorexic.

I wish I had more Bugles. The chips, not the instrument.

wish granted bu there covered in maggots..

wish i had everything on my wishlist

Granted, but then those sneaky lizards steal all of it before you have time to put it somewhere safe.

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school tomorrow...

Granted, but now it tastes like poo. Great job! I wish my sister would stop talking.

wish granted, now she never will talk again (great job)

i wish my headache would go away forever

Granted, but you have body ache forever. :[[[ i wish i had a better grade in math

Granted, but then turkeys hunt you down and eat you. Happy Thanksgiving! ;D

I wish that I didn't have homework or projects.

Wish Granted, but you end up with a pop quiz the next day. I wish the world to end

Granted, but no one dies so we float around in nothingness bothering you for eternity. I wish I was a werewolf.

Granted, but you also gain an infestation of fleas.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes!

granted, but they suck and smell like crap.

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper

Granted, but its been laced with arsenic.

I wish I had a money tree.

Granted, but it only produces fake money i wish my plans for the weekend would work

Granted, but then the weekend never comes. o:

I wish I actually understood my math project that was due Monday.

Granted, but your teacher doesnt give you credit for doing it i wish i had more pasta

Granted, but it's poisoned. :c

I wish I could defy gravity.

Wish granted, but you fly into the atmosphere and suffocate.

I wish I had less homework.

Granted, but now you don't understand the material, and you fail, and you never get into college, and you never get a decent job because of the recession.! xC So what's worse now?

I wish I could remember what I forgot.

Granted, but now you forgot everything else. I wish I had an strawberry ice-cream cone.