Granted, but it turns out to be some crappy book like Twilight, for example.

I wish I was able to see the signs she's giving me...

OHHHH NOES!!! TWILIGHT!!! dies lol

Granted, but all the signs you see are stop signs.

I wish I could scratch that place in my back I can't reach. It itches!

Granted, but as soon as you're done, you start itching in a million other places all over your body.

I wish all the things I lost would appear in front of me right now.

Granted. But they all fall on you, burying you, and now no one can find you.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Wish granted, but now you have to work all day AND night, looks like no sleep for you =3

I wish I had the power of Pyrokenesis xD that way I can light candles with my finger O.o

Wish granted, but you have problems controling your pyrokenesis and eventually burn down multiple houses.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

Granted, but the fact that it is interesting, makes it uninteresting, therefore, you are where you were ate 5 minuets ago.

I wish that I don't have to go to school today.

wish granted but you have to clean your entire house~ i wish i had enough sP to get everything i want on Subeta.

Granted, but as you start buying your final item Subeta freezes you for no reason.

I wish I could use the zapper every 5 seconds

Granted, but the zapper can only turn your pets into Darkonites and Swampies.

I wish I had a better webcam.

Granted, it gets stolen i wish i didnt have a headache

Granted, but now you have an earache.

I wish I had working cable TV.

Granted, but you misplace your ability to change the channel.

I wish I had some coffee.

Granted. It tastes like dirt, though. Brings new meaning to the phrase "earthy flavor," doesn't it?

I wish I was in better shape.

Wish granted. But now out of shape is the new black.

I wish my cat had no teeth.

Granted but with no teeth it chokes on it's cat food and dies.

I wish I were 7 feet tall.

Granted, but your bones are really fragile. i wish i had something to eat.

Granded, but now you are so fat that you can´t walk, not even too the fridge!

i wish i were a cat and can sleep all day long

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I could dance.

Granted, but you dance right off a cliff.

I wish I had artistic talent.