Granted, but you have horrific nightmares every time you close your eyes, even if you just blink.

I wish I had a good wish.

Wish granted, but after 30 seconds it all comes into a bad day and you get ran over by a car/bus after your supposed "good wish" happens.:P

I wish Subeta had a hocky mask wearable!:(

Granted, but as soon as you get it, you get your account frozen for spam that you didn't even make. :c

I wish my face wasn't so itchy. ><

Wish granted but now your ass is itchy :)

I wish I had some yummy Pizza.

Granted, but I steal it from you and eat it :] i wish i didnt have these cramps :x

Granted-- you take enough painkillers to make the cramps go away, but then you knock yourself out and sleep for a week.

I wish I had some mint chocolate ice cream (that wouldn't melt, taste bad, or be stolen).

Granted, but shortly after eating it, you find out that you're lactose intolerant. XD Have fun on that toilet seat.

I wish my FIVE essays were finished and done well, please. ;D

Granted, but then you get 10 more.

I wish that Friday and Saturday would never end cuz I love Alicia.

Granted, but they are written wayy off topic and you fail :o i wish i had some spaghetti

Granted, but there are spiders crawling all over it.

I wish I had a rabbit.

Granted, but it's rabid.D:

I wish I had pizza.

Granted but we ran out of dough so we had to use decomposed waste. Sorry D:

I wish I had a deck of cards

Granted, but they're blank i wish i could go to my friend's house

Granted, but you can only be there for three seconds.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted but now you have to work at home.

I wish I had a good book to read

Granted, but the book draws you in so well that you forget to eat, drink, and breathe thus killing you before you can even reach the end.

I wish my cat would go out of heat. :/

Granted, but you never had kittens.

I wish that my Senior Culminating Project would be approved.

Granted, but someone steals it and takes the credit. i wish my plans would actually turn out how i plan them

Granted, the plans turn out fine, but all the rest of your family has that problem now, cast upon them.

I wish that my water bottle will refill itself.

Granted, but it refills itself with beer instead of water, you go driving to the store to complain, and get a arrested for drunk driving.

I wish I could reach that spot in the middle of my back that I can never scratch.