Granted, but no one appreciates your art i wish people would be less annoying

Granted, but then people find you annoying and then you get shunned. I wish I had no school tomorrow.

Granted, but then you have to go to school EVERY DAY in Summer.

I wish I had a burrito.

granted, but its from 2003. Ew. i wish i felt better

Granted, but you only feel better when you're standing on your head and singing the banana boat song.

I wish there weren't fruit flies in my house.

Granted, but now you got angry bees. I wish I wasn't so unhappy :o

Granted, but now you're so happy it kills you i wish i knew Spanish

Granted, but you forgot English. =0 I wish I was famous.

Granted, but now you've got an awfully pesky paparazzi problem.

I wish I could sleep. Ever.

Granted, but you still can't see worth shit.

I wish I could afford some more of the stuff on my wishlist.

granted but then any other wsh you would have picked would turn out just how you wanted it i wish i could fall asleep

Granted, but then someone tickles you while you sleep and then you can never fall back asleep again.

I wish that I was able to get a bunch of sP randomly. XD

Granted, but it all gets stolen in a random event.

I wish my cat could talk.

Granted, but all it talks about is the weather :[

I wish I didn't have so much homework!

Granted, but then you fall behind in class.

I wish I was a shape shifter.

Granted but you find that each time it gets harder to change back, 'till you get stuck as a Pomeranian dog. One of the smallest dog breeds out there.

I wish that I was smrt.

Granted, but it only lasts for three seconds.

I wish I could live closer to her..

Granted - Things go nice for the first couple months, however, things get really tense because now you're seeing /too much/ of each other. she tells you to back off for a bit but doesn't exactly give a time frame of how long to back off.

I wish I was 5'7" instead of 5'4"

Granted... but people throw things at you for being taller than me. (-cough- i'm 5'4" -cough-)

I wish for more time.

You now have a never ending length of time in which you can do nothing but wait for something to happen. (And it never does.)

I wish my vaccum cleaner worked.