Wish granted! However, your house burns down soon after!

I wish I can clone myself so I can really multi-task!

Wish granted! But your clones soon turn against you, replace you and then create an all-clone pop group that tops the charts (and they don't even share the merch revenue with you).

I wish I could draw ~

Granted! You an expert at drawing Abraham Lincoln. Only Abraham Lincoln. You are the Abe Artist Master.

I wish I had the power of invisibility.

Granted, but nobody can see you and you eventually kill yourself out of loneliness.

I wish my cat would stop fighting with other cats.

Granted, but your cat will be a feline doormat as the other cats beat them up!

I wish I can make an awesome apple pie!

Wish granted, but you can't taste it.

I wish I would remember things better

Wish granted, but you suddenly remember a scarring event in your past and it turns your life upside down.

I wish I could do parkour.

wish granted, but when you tried parkour against a wall, you got stuck for foreverrrrr

I wish I could climb trees.

Wish granted, but the trees come alive and press charges for sexual assault.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but they're all really rude to you all the time.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but you can only spend it on plain white socks.

I wish I could afford any college.

Granted, but the Government suddenly bans your right to education.

I wish I could understand quantum physics.

Granted, but now you can ONLY talk about quantum physics, and no one understands you

I wish I had a pair of clean, warm, socks that I own on my feet<3

Granted, but your feet detach and wander off.

I wish I could make the perfect omelette.

Granted, but now you never want to eat omelettes.

I wish I didn't have to work mandatory over time.

Granted but you have to spend that free time with a screaming baby instead.

I wish my pets could talk.

Granted but they constantly insult you

I wish my coffee cup magically refilled itself

Granted! Your coffee cup magically refills itself with . I wish for a pet fish.

Granted, unfortunately it died from some mysterious illness the day after you got it.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted. It turns into a unicorn and stabs you.

I wish there was something better on tv.