Granted. But the ice cream has little maggots climbing in it. The cone is soggy too.

I wish my friends problems were solved. . .

granted but they end up getting moar problems in the process.

I wish I was at a chinese restraunt right now. And had all the items in my wishlist.

Granted, but now all your friends are sickeningly happy and don't need you to talk to or ask for advice. Ultimately, you die sad and alone in a burnt out warehouse, killed by meth addicts for your shoes.

Sorry, useddesu and I posted at the same time.

Granted, but your 'chicken lo-mein' is actually your cat Fifi. Then, no one on subeta likes you anymore because you're all 'ooh, I have all my WL items, nanny nanny boo boo.'

I wish I had really really long hair.

useddesu:

Granted: You are now in a Chinese restraunt, but there is a terrorist attack while you're in it, and you die. You now have all the items on your wishlist, but you are suddenly mistaken for a hacker, and frozen/banned.

I wish I was a famous artist who drew manga/anime.

Granted, but your characters come to life and imprison you in a manga before wreaking havoc on the world.

I wish I had some of the bunny hats.

Granted, but they suck your brains out and enslave all of humanity.

I wish I were a jellyfish. (Cuz jellyfish don't pay rent.)

granted... but you get beached... :c so sad~

I wish my research paper would write itself

Granted, but it writes itself horribly and YOU FAIL.

I wish homework didn't exist.

Granted, but the homework that doesn't exist today, will be there tomorrow, and you have to do it ALL.

I wish that I have more food.

Granted, here's some cow liver. ;D

I wish I could go get my guitar back RIGHT NOW.

Granted, but you find that you can't play it anymore.

I wish that my dog would stop begging me for my food.

Granted but then the dog dies of starvation.

I wish my original characters were real. 8D

Granted, but they're nothing like you imagined i wish i could come up with a new outfit for my HA

Granted, but then you end up with too many ideas.

I wish that I could pass my physics test tomorrow.

Granted, but this is the only one you pass i wish law and order svu would come on

Granted, but it's a rerun that you've already seen five times.

I wish I were a decent cook.

Granted, but you're only good at cooking things you don't want to eat. I wish the people upstairs would stop stomping around.

granted, but no one wants to eat what you cook i wish my hair would actually do what i want it to

Granted, but we all become sick because they (the water places) can't afford to treat it anymore.

I wish my I didn't go to sleep in Pre- Calculus today.

Granted, so instead of going to sleep you acquired a detention! Yay! I wish I wasn't tired.