Granted. But you were only able to achieve this through tax evasion. You're soon found out and locked up.

I wish I were a dragon!

Granted, but people are afraid of you and a knight comes after you and destroys you.

I wish I could eat chili cheese fries without gaining weight.

Granted: The Chili-cheese fries are nonfattening, but the cheese not only tastes like plastic, it is plastic.

I wish glitter wouldn't get everywhere like it does

Granted, but rather than everywhere, it all gets in one spot; your eyes.

You wished for nothing, SO I GRANT YOU NOTHING AT ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHH :D!

I wish i will recieve more sP from my shop on subeta! :D

Granted, but Subeta glitches up and it's lost. I wish this wish was a wish that would not be a ruined wish.

Granted: But now you've been granted and cease to be a wish. therefore ceasing to exist.

I wish I had a tasty sandwich

Wish granted, but it turns out that what was so tasty about it was a roadkill kitten with poison sauce, and you die.

I wish my siblings would not be so annoying.

granted, but you'd become the annoying sibling. ;p I wish things on subeta will stop inflating like crazy xD

Granted, but subeta crashes

I wish you could freeze peanut butter. D;

Granted, but someone beats you up for putting the peanut butter in the freezer.

I wish I had a handsome, intelligent, funny, kind, and just all around great boyfriend.

granted, but you are forever in his shadow. no-one even looks at you when you are around him

i wish i had a huge tv in my room

Granted, but it doesn't have cable and it's black and white.

I wish I had a new truck.

Granted, but it's accidentally left on in the night and the whole thing combusts, thus not only do you not have a TV, but you don't have a house. EDIT: Late. Granted, but the brakes are broken and you crash into a tree.

Your wish has been granted, but seeing as you didnt make one, time folds in on itself and the universe disappears

i wish i didnt have to walk to school

Wish granted, but now you have to ride on the bus with the bully, the kid that talks way too much, and are stuck sitting next to the kid that gets motionsickness every day, and he pukes on you.

I wish I could have a kitten for a pet.

Wish granted, but it turns into a Lion and eats you and your family then takes over the world.

I wish I could fart! D=

wish granted however, now no one wants to be near you.

i wish i was a wolf

Granted, but you contract rabies and die.

I wish I didn't fail so hard at maths.

Granted, but you start to fail at everything else instead.

I wish I could grow claws and un-grow (?) them at will.