Granted, but then it attacks you.

I wish that I could skip Thursday and go right to Friday.

Granted, but Thursday goes away, and then Friday and there's only Monday left...

I wish that I had more peanut butter.

Granted, but it's full of mealworms

I wish I could be invisible.

granted, but someone at the peanut butter factory accidentally mistook dryed cat poop for peanuts

i wish i could ace all my exams

Granted but it makes everything you touch invisible, so you can't even commune with anyone who isn't and those you touch will have the same problem you do, and then you touch the earth and everyone disappears, and no one can see anything.

I wish that I wasn't annoyed by so many colleges because I'm a Senior in High School.

Granted but, you then grow distant because you see her too much, because she told you to "Back Off"

I wish I was a Oscar Mayer Wiener

Granted, you get eaten

I wish I were a deity

Granted, but you are powerless over everything except a camera.

I wish that could have more wishes.

Granted, but the wishes backfire and you live with negative wishes.

I wish I had superpowers over monkeys.

But your wish backfires and the monkeys you control, control you instead.

I wish the power would go out.

Granted, but it's never going to come back on now.

I wish the streetlight didn't shine right into my window.

Granted but you can never see starlight ever again. :'(

I wish that I had a more comfortable chair.

Granted-- it's so ridiculously comfortable that everyone around you fights over who gets to sit in it, and you get kicked out of it.

I wish I had a better understanding of the material I'm learning in physics class. x_x

Granted, but you rush through it all, feeling confident so you fail.

I wish I knew what he was planning..:/

Granted, but he's not planning anything special.

I wish I still had my mp3 player.

Granted but someone changed all your songs.

I wish I had something to eat in my house

granted, but you have to much to eat and you grow morbidly obese and die

i wish i didn't live here

Granted, but now you live somewhere worse.

I wish I could draw better. :C

Granted, but your iPod then overheats because it's charging itself too fast and explodes.

I wish I could travel to california to meet my friend. ;_;

Granted. But he's not house broken and piddles all over your computer.

I wish my back didn't hurt