Granted but you get sent to detention for talking too much i wish i had a beautiful lover that was all together perfect

granted but he ends up being dumping you.

I wish I had cookie_monster's awesome hair.

Granted, but then it gets ruined forever by cookies and milk splashing into.

I know I said something similar like this before, but I wish that my last ex would go back out with me.

Granted... but you trip, fall, and break your ankle... just 'cause.

I wish i didn't have school tomorrow

Granted, but now s/he's a big jerk.

I wish I had a piece of cold pizza.

wish granted, but, you have to "wash it down" with warm Pepsi. i wish the kitchen were already cleaned up.

Granted, but everything was reorganized into the first ever galactic empire

I wish the Seattle Mariners would have played better during the season and they went to the All Star Game instead of the Yankees.

Granted but the only reason they played so well was performance enhancing drugs. Now they're banned for life and can never play again.

I wish I hadn't slept through dinner tonight.

Granted, but your sibling eats your food instead i wish there was no such thing as cramps

Granted but the cramps are replaced with severe migraines.

I wish my cats could get along.

Granted, but now your cats are so into each other that they forget about you. I wish money grew on trees.

Granted, but the trees get a fungus and start growing moldy cheese instead.

I wish I had something to eat.

Granted but all you have is a jerkied bilge rat. XD

I wish my eyes were green.

Granted but you soon discover that your eyes have become olives. I wish I could travel to other planets.

Granted but you run into a planet full of man-eating squids. Now you're their lunch.

I wish I knew where I put my phone. I think I lost it again. :(

Granted but its broken so finding it did you no good at all.

I wish I could sleep in late tomorrow.

wish granted, but you sleep so long the wicked witch kills you.

I wish I didn't have to pee

Granted, now you have to puke.

I wish my adoptable would get to the second stage.

Granted but the site crashes and you can never see it again.

I wish for... world peace. XD

Granted, but everything is so darn boring everyone commits ritualistic suicide. :c

AGAIN, I wish I could get to sleep.