Granted, but then leadership becomes frowned upon.

I wish that I could get a huge Dug plushie. :3

Wish granted, but when you get home, you open the door and you are buried alive in a plushie avalanche.

I want to be a straight A student.

Granted, but you find yourself unable to have a social life due to all the extra work you're doing.

I wish I had a giant marshmallow.

Granted 'till you lose control and then you sporadically slow and resume time normally and you're shot at with a bow, and your power fails and you get impaled.

I wish that I had a perfect wish...

Granted, but you defeat the purpose and kill the fun. -frowny face-

I wish I could sleep

Granted but the monster under your bed finally eats you

I wish I was blue.

Granted, but then you get the urge to sing, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65 uncontrollably. XD

I wish that I will pass my Pre-Cal test on Thursday.

Granted, but the test only works once and the test next time, you can't pass...

I wish that I had more socks.

Granted, but none of them have mates.

I wish I was dating Lady Gaga.

Granted... but she's dating 3 of your best friends too...

I wish to be a ninja

I have no objections to that.

BUT ANYWAYS. Granted, but you get in an epic battle with another ninja whom cuts you in to little pieces without a sound.

I wish I could feel a little happier sometimes.

Granted, but you get killed by a a ninja that hates happy people.

I wish everything would always go just as I want it to.

Granted but Fate gets pissed at you and makes your head implode.

I wish I could be handcuffed to my boyfriend. X3

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Granted, but then you get run over by the paparazzi.

I wish I could stop procrastinating on my school work.

Wish granted but you fail everything anyway. D:

I wish I had a nice cold Pepsi.

Granted but your only power is to make people feel a little dizzy.

I wish I could sing better.

Granted, but everyone hates your singing anyways.

I wish my girlfriend went to Highland Tech with me...

She went but while she was there she met someone else. Now she wants to be with them instead of you.(sorry!)

I wish my cats would listen to me and obey.

Granted, but then I stole them because I like cats.

I wish I wasn't so afraid to kiss her...

Granted.

You aren't. But she says you kiss really badly. :(

I wish I had a new book to read.