Granted, but then a bunch of annoying animals come and bother you.

I wish I could go to Carls Jr.

Granted... but everything's cold... the place, the food, the people... :c EVEN THE FRIES! -dies-

I wish I didn't have to deal with stupid people on a daily basis

Granted, but now YOU'RE the stupid one.

I wish my quesodilla was warm..

Granted... but i take it away from you 'cause i'm hungry, and you spelt quesadilla wrong.

I wish for a dancing buddy

Granted, but this buddy hates you for you being anal about spelling errors, then kills him/herself.

I wish I could be like the Heavy on Team Fortress 2 ;D

Granted, but I cannot give thy a reason because I do not know of which you speak.

I wish that I knew what they were talking about. ^ XD

I actually have a lot of animals. XD

Granted.. but then your mind explodes... so the world may never know...

I wish I had a PS2 so I could play Tales of The Abyss..

Granted, but the game freezes i wish i could spend more time with my boyfriend

Granted... but you can only spend time with him in Antarctica

I wish I could just talk to people, rather than chickening out all the time

Granted, but it turns out that he is completely homosexual.

I wish I could spend more time with my girlfriend...

Granted. You are now handcuffed together. And the key is missing.

I wish I had a cinnamon roll.

Granted... but it's small and not warm and doesn't have any frosting. :c

I wish for warmth.

Granted.. but now your house is on fire.

I wish I could change my hair color at will like Tonks. :D

Granted.. but then it sticks at this puke green color... yeah, not pretty.

I wish I could cuddle with him..

Granted, but "him" turns out to be a rabid St. bernard.

I wish I could play the guitar.

granted, but it breaks i wish i could pass my test tomorrow

Granted, but it's because you cheated and you get caught.

I wish it wasn't cold outside.

Granted, but it makes the whole world hot all the time and the heat gradually increases 'till we're all french fried cinders.

I wish that I could read people's minds.

Granted, but you go insane from reading all the text written on their minds.

That's not exactly a bad thing...

I wish I could know what she was thinking...

Granted, but you knowing, that makes you unable to think about anything else.

I wish that I was more of a leader than the follower that I am right now.