( Wah! I got skipped! ;_; Somebody destroy my wish for delicious, fresh oranges! )

Granted-- but the meteor you wished on was actually the first of an invading alien fleet. Major cities around the world are destroyed in the next few days.

I wish for some almond cake.

Granted but you suddenly become allergic to nuts, react very badly and die.

Granted, but you never paid for your oranges so back on the shelf they must go. :c

I wish...for a better future.

Granted, but it's constantly one tiny little step away.

I wish I had a choking rope.

Granted, but you accidently choke yourself i wish i had more symphony chocolate

Wish granted, but it's already melted.

I wish the weather wasn't so crappy.

wish granted, weather is beau-tee-ful, BUT, you allergies kick in and you have the sneezes all day. i wish i had a regular Coca-Cola instead of the diet one.

Wish granted. But now you're fat and your lung collapse under it's own weight.

I wish I didn't get a paper cut while matting my artwork.

wish granted, you get four paper cuts instead.

I wish for something good, not picky about what it is either.:P

Granted, but then you realise that good things can be fleeting.

I wish vampires (not sparklepires) were real. ;D

Granted, but after three hours they start sparkling.

I wish I was the next charecter for Assassin's Creed.:D

Granted but every time you use it it takes away five years off your lifespan T__T

I wish I had a Dr. Pepper.

wish granted, but it turns out to be a diet dr. pepper. i wish i knew what to wish for.....

Granted but it never rains and humanity dies.

I wish I turned my head towards him right before he kissed my cheek.

Granted, but he ends up kissing your nose instead.

I wish I had more candles. o3o

Granted, but they burn your house down i wish i had more incense

Granted but they are crap scented instead of a nice vanilla.

I wish I wasn't stuck at home sick. :c

wish granted, but now your'e at school{?} sick... i wish life were a bit easier....

Granted,But now you become bored with life.

I wish I got an extra pet slot :(

granted, but then your account gets frozen :o

I wish I had a plate of spaghetti.

Granted, but then the spaghetti comes to life and attacks you.

I wish that I could have a quiet night without people here.