Granted, but then you realize you're dreaming.

I wish I didn't just get asked out for the third time by the same guy. -_-

granted, but then a creepy guy starts stalking you

i wish i had socks

Granted, but they're full of holes and made of a really scratchy material.

I wish I could pass this one really hard DDR song. D:

Granted, but just before you pass the game explodes and kills you.

I wish my cats didn't eat the plants and then throw up on the floor.

Granted... but they eat your toes and throw up on your bed... D:

I wish to live closer to him...

Granted, but then he moves away.

I wish I wasn't just skipped.

Granted, but then everyone pays so much attention to you, you kill yourself.

I wish my cat would shut up already..

Granted... so he esplodes. :D

I wish I had something exciting to do.

Granted, but that's the only thing you can do for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some better glasses.

Granted, But the glasses fog up and you crash into a pole, and Die. xD

I wish I can turn back time.

Granted, but because of you messing with the space-time continuum, you end up erasing your existence.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

Granted... So your homework eats you so you do not have to do it anymore.

I wish to go back to Honolulu. (only because it's warm)

Granted, but you can ONLY see in the dark.

I wish everything was just part of my imagination.

Grant-- REALIZING THAT EVERYTHING IS FAKE HAS FORCED YOU TO WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAM. YOU HAVE LEFT THE MATRIX.

I wish I could learn to tango.

Granted... but you have no partner and get to dance with the air.

I wish i could see the meteor shower tonight.

Granted, But Meteor Shower sees you and they pelt you until you.. Go Holey.. xD

I wish I had true Friends..

Granted-- they're invisible, though, so you have trouble convincing others that you're not insane. At least you're never lonely.

I wish I had a bag of delicious, fresh oranges.

Granted, but then you do something stupid and make them hate you, thus leaving you with no friends.

I wish my girlfriend would call me by my full first name more often...

Granted, but it gets annoying quickly because she uses your name in every sentence. X3

I wish my wish I made on a meteor would come true. :3

Granted, but it make you too happy.

I wish I could find a meteor tonight and wish upon it...