Granted, but it's old and moldy.D:

I wish school was out.

Granted, but then it's covered in crap.

I wish I could walk on water.

Granted but you get torn apart by sharks.

I wish he didn't delete me off myspace.

Granted, but he sends you spam comments and messages instead i wish i had more people to talk to on AIM

Granted. But they are all crazy creepy stalkers.

I wish my nap lasted longer

Granted, but then AIM stops working for you.

I wish I had the power to control people.

Granted, but they break free and start controlling you i wish i could read minds

Granted... but we all think mean and nasty thoughts that cause you to cry. :'c

I wish my math test would go away.

Granted, but then you fail all your other tests.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted but you use so much energy doing one activity, you're heart stops.

I wish I had some popcorn.

Granted, but you start choking on it.

I wish I had your signature. @.@

Granted, but Ichigo gets pissed at you and uses his bankai to kill you. :/ sorry...

I wish I had softer hands. :D

granted, but they're made out of cotton balls x] i wish i had something to drink

Granted, but you die because it's poisoned.

I wish I could make anything I want explode.

Wish Granted, But after you make a thing explode, You explode too.

I wish I knew how to dance.

Granted, but once you begin to dance you can't stop and eventually die from exhaustion.

I wish that I had a strawberry-banana smoothie.

Granted, but someone puked in it. Ick. i wish i had some more coffee

Granted, but it's full of cockroaches.

I wish I was the captain of a ship.

Granted, but then your ship is destroyed by the Kraken.

I wish that a few anime guys could be real.

Wish granted but without them in the TV shows, all their fans go completely crazy and destroy everything. :(

I wish I was in hell! :D