Granted but you get stuck on pluto

I wish I had a tan

Granted, but you get wrinkles and skin cancer.

I wish I had bigger boobs.

Granted, but they're so big, that they give you back problems.

I wish for everyone to just be happy for once.

Granted, but you become unhappy.

I wish I could hold my girlfriend in my arms right now...

Granted. But you slip and she drops into an open manhole below.

I wish that I was able to fly.

Granted, but you fly by an airplane and sucked through one of it's propellers. >_o

I wish he was right next to me again.

Granted, but when you part both your hearts ache.

I wish she was right next to me again...

Granted but when she goes home, you both get all depressed and commit suicide. :c

I wish my wishes that I wish for in this game would truly come true.

Granted, but they make you so happy that you get sad when your wish isn't around.

I wish I was able to kiss her...

Granted, but when it's over she turns cold and disappears from your life forever.

I wish I was pyrokinetic.

wish granted, but you set yourself on fire.... i wish for lots of snow this winter

Wish granted. but you die in a car crash because of the mass amount of snow.

I wish this sneeze feeling would go away >_>

Granted but now you feel nauseous.

I wish I that I went to Highland Tech High.

Granted-- wait, that school is in Anchorage, Alaska? I just sent you to Alpine, Arizona. >_<

I wish I could discover some really great music.

Granted, but it causes seizures and headaches.

I wish my sims would just put the damn fire out instead of dancing around.

Granted but they all die trying.

I wish people will stop trying to fix me when I'm not broken.

Granted, but they dont try to help you when you are i wish i wasnt so behind on forum posts

Granted, but you make alot of mistakes and can't fix them i wish it was next friday already

Wish granted. But now it's next Friday every single day.

I wish I had a new job.

Granted, but your worst enemy is the boss and hires you just to torment you i wish i had oreo pizza from dominos