Granted, but you have to do housework instead.

I wish I was good at drawing.

Granted! but your hands are chopped off in the battle for middle earth

I wish this beefaroni could fill the void inside me :P

Granted but you get fat

I wish I wouldn't be so lonely.

Granted, but you're uncontrollably angry instead i wish i had a pet penguin :]

Granted, but then it's ran over.

I wish I was always rich.

Granted, but the penguin acquires the ability to freeze people and freezes you.

To the one above me: Granted, but then everyone hates you.

I wish that I could stay on the computer all night.

Granted, but then the computer blows up in your face and kills you.

I wish I could stay up all night.

Granted, but then you realize youve lost the ability to sleep completely.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow, or ever again. This break was nice.

Granted, but then you never get to see your friends at school ever again.

I wish that I could buy some manga and anime right now.

Wish granted, but you end up getting mugged and all the person takes is your manga (he's a ninja, btw).

I wish I had my own room x_x.

Granted but theres a monster in the closet that's blood thirsty

I wish I could be a famous poet.

Granted, everyone knows about you but your poems suck.

I wish I was closer to my boyfriend...

Granted, but now you're joined at the elbow and can't ever leave him.

I wish I didn't have a blind spot the size of texas in my right eye. (damn migraines)

Granted, but now you have one the size of Alaska. ;D

I wish I could relive today over again.

wish granted... but then you get stuck in an immortal circle of the aweful day of sunday the 15th. I wish I had a pet donkey

Granted, but the smell is so bad that it kills you

I wish I didn't procrastinate

Granted, but then your brain blows up from pressure.

I wish I could see through walls.

Granted, but you end up seeing lots and lots of naked people.

I wish unicorns were real.

Granted, but they smell and like to headbutt people with their horns.

I wish I could be happy.

Granted but they hate humans and kill all of them

I wish I could fly to other planets.