Granted, but then it makes you sick and sprout pizza wings.

I wish that I had all the time in the world to relax.

granted, but you die before you get a chance to relax i wish i could wake up refreshed instead of tired

Granted, but then you're always tired starting an hour after you wake up.

I wish I had pizza for dinner ever day.

Granted, but it's the kind you hate i wish i had some more spaghetti

Granted but the spaghetti is made of tapeworms.

I wish for some hot dickings from my sexy mens.

Granted, but then it goes horribly wrong.

I wish that I could have a pet dinosaur.

Granted, but it gets hungry and eats you i wish i had bunny

Granted, but it eats your brain while you sleep.

I wish I could go to bed.

granted, but someone stole your mattress i wish i could stay home from school tomorrow

Granted, but then you miss a lot of work and you can never make it up.

I wish that I could get a Mac computer.

Granted, but it blow up and kills you.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you accidently travel too far into the future and realize there's no earth left, leaving you with no air to breathe and you suffocate in space unable to scream out your frusterations. heh.

I wish I didn't get distracted by things like this when I have mucho homework.

wish granted, but you get sucked into a jet airplane engine. i wish i could time travel

Granted but you have homework piled high due the next day

I wish the one I love, loved me as well.

Granted. But now your homework is very affectionate and won't leave you alone.

I wish I didn't miss the new Family Guy :x

Granted, but the relationship goes horribly wrong.

I wish a guy who never leaves me alone, would leave me alone.

Granted, but someone much worse than that guy starts bothering you i wish i had more sour skittles

Granted but they're really only normal skittlez, even though the bag said sour.

I wish I didn't want to smash my phone on the ground repeatedly until little chips flew off and impaled the walls.

Granted, but you want to microwave your phone instead i wish i had a cool signature

Granted, but then it blows up.

I wish I had no homework.