Cottage cheese with small diced pineapple chunks served on an iceberg lettuce leaf. It's fuzzy looking because it was made tomorrow and doesn't exist yet. It is not mold.

Is it really such a small small world, that has him in it?

I could just leave...

What good are all those out there, if you're not interested in even one?

Their purpose is in fact to be uninteresting, to fill the interspacial areas you aren't meant to go to with things you wouldn't want to go for anyway. Just simple social engineering.

What does she call herself?

All they care about is money...There is far worse evil out there.

If you're not Batman, WHY DO YOU DRESS LIKE HIM!!!

Sir, I'm a nun.

How come the transitive property of multiplication works?

[edit]I got a forum point while making this post!

They're only sorry...for getting caught.

What could a Dexter possibly offer to a Sinister?

Because "Cadmium Orange" contains toxins unavailable to the paying public.

What seats sell out first the week before the concert?

The 600 series had rubber skin, demonstrating Skynet's gradual progress in it's campaign against humankind.

What ever happened to Minidisc?

Quantum. (naturally)

How hot does it get on Venus?

No, I'm guilty, just cut me up until there's nothing left.

What manner of death to the 49er's

NFL Bylaw 15 requires they be fed to the Detroit Lions.

How you doin'?

I was shocked to learn some fellow classmate aren't old enough to drink, yet have children...

Am I really missing out on anything here?

I mean, you could be. Why don't we go on that flying saucer and check?

What's your favorite color?

Holds out southpaw, with in the other...

Shall we dance?

Let's do! I dance like an angel (on heads of pins only).

Are you going out in this weather without a hat?

On the avenue they will snap us, and you're in the rotogravure.

What is the current price per gram of crocodile tears?

40sp, on the street, but it's better value for weight to buy in kilos. I mean: don't use crocodile tears, children!

What's on the stove?

The fallout hasn't yet melted on the north side, it might still be there tomorrow.

If a thin person asks "point to any fat on me", where would you point to?

Their subdermal fatty layer! I mean... after the flaying, obviously. Obviously.

How much for the (obviously stolen) watch?

[edit]I got a forum point while making this post! ...because the RNG is a little freaky I guess 😬

I'd point to that big lump of fatty jello called their brain.

What is the most unattractive thing a guy can be? (Tell me, I demand to know!)