You may, but only if your children are under 10.

What does witch hazel do when applied to the skin?

All she wants to do is dance and dance and dance.

Is it time for soup yet?

If they don't behave, I'll reveal spoilers to their favorite TV shows.

Was your sentence really that bad?

You should have heard that other gal's grammar last Thursday.

Is Friday the 13th all that bad?

Nowhere like February 30th.

How many Mr Gold figures remain unfound?

Some say there were never any to exist at all, some say thousands. We may never know. Womp womp.

Why did you take the money from my piggy bank?

Here we are, the most beautiful venue in the universe. A perfect replica the olde opera house...but who cares!!!

Where can I get a watch that ticks counter-clockwise?

It's a small world after all, it's a small small world.

How many schillings in a pound?

as part of the game y'gotta also ask a new question. It doesn't have to be a good one, because the answer will be wrong.

In all their advanced but incomprehensible technology, no hint of the wheel is even discernible.

What became of the Martians who ventured to Venus?

They never made it ! They took a wrong turn and ended up in Kansas.

Marine snow makes up the diet of many sea floor creatures.

How could love fix anything?

They might as well face the fact that they're terribly and destructively addicted.

How many muscles does it take to smile?

The answer depends on the day of the week and if it is raining or not.

Why did the duck take an umbrella to bed with him?

I'm promised everlasting life in paradise...

What can you offer that could compare?

My twenty year old car is now exempt from emissions regulations.

Do you remember what happened to the last guys who pissed off a southpaw?

Of course I do: they got left behind.

Why do mirrors reverse things left-to-right, but not upside-down?

Nobody told them the earth wasn't flat, so they fail to compensate for the curvature of the atmosphere.

How many times do I have to tell you this?

He died, hiding in a bunker like any leader.

Why do the fearless hide their faces when ranting on propaganda?

It's only because they aren't afraid of the oblivion of anonymity.

What's the dosage of these pills anyway?