The guy must absolutely not be a tablet pen. You'll never know when they're coming back!

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

False.

Why are my eyes red?

Living traffic lights can often be un-self-aware.

How would you get forty thousand tons of bananas to Schenectady?

No, I said you did a shitty job stealing my work. The transmission is backwards...

Hey Curry, how are we going to spend our money...if we're dead?

You are wrong but I am right

Why is it cold outside

I made my choice, and I'm going to live with it. So no one else has to.

Why are stolen kisses the only kind you enjoy?

Rules and regulations of the insane asylum of California.

Who's a good boy?

Zeus was such a horndog he would turn himself into other people and critters just to get some.

What are clams good for?

The harder bristles require water to avoid seriously scratching painted rims.

Are you willing to die by that rule?

Canvas is usually better, as canvas board buckles under the weight of the paint.

Do you see this as a form of agency?

5G...HA! Japan has been 6G, and is phasing out already.

How about I give you a diamond soaked in my own blood?

For everything there is a season and a purpose unto heaven.

Should you chose Irish butter or Danish butter?

My opponent says there are no easy answers, I say he's not looking hard enough!

Could a bunch of $100 bills stop a 12.7 mm shot at point blank to your head?

Bill Nye told me so!

What is Melanism?

My best is for my Creator, AND NO ONE ELSE. They don't deserve it.

Where can I buy a love potion for a cold dead heart?

At the House of The Rising Sun but only on if its a cloudy day between 4 AM and 6 Am on a Tuesday and or Friday.

How long does it take a bee to fly to Neverland?

not long as the bees don't go to the Neverlands

Why do I still have to work ?

Entropy always wins the game.

Would you like another lump of sugar for your cup of tea?

The compositional elements of the DNA chain are the same as ours, there's simply more of them. Tightly packed with infinite genetic information, as if this being was engineered.

Any care to explain why the theory of evolution itself has evolved from its origins?

Well as we all know, a human is an immortal, spiritual being that is resident in a physical body, and has had innumerable past lives. Just ask Tom Cruise!

Why is there 29 days in February this year?