February 30th however is arbitrarily fabricated, so far only a half dozen.

You ever run into a sinister lady? Lemme know...

The force applied is equal to mass times acceleration in meters per second squared.

How is strawberry shortcake even possible?

Quantum Physics duh!

Are birds even real?

Not me, I prefer marshmallows to pixie sticks.

Can even perfection make you any less a Dexter?

Too much. Way too much.

Have you slept in the past week?

You go down one of the main streets here, and see lot after lot of orphaned babies cars.

You who is without mercy, now begs for it?

Only the most astute of belly dancers.

Why aren't my cabbages growing well?

Staying up late past sundown and dissolute partying. Kentucky bourbon is not a good companion crop.

How many is that now?

Only when 2 plus + 2=967 and that can only happen in a leap year which ends in an odd number.

Why do chickens sing rock songs on cloudy days?

To imitate the great throat vocals of their Mongolian ancestors.

Where did I leave my car keys?

If I see no face on you, you're not trustworthy.

If they were so great, why are they an ex?

Orbital mind control lasers, COVID 21, and that game of hopscotch Hunter Biden played on April 1st 1962

What kind of milk would you get from a purple cow?

Fitting that the only woman to be truthful to me also wants to kill me.

How do I better crush loneliness without resorting to the alternative?

Oxalate, the deposits that accrue in the kidneys and could appear problematic at a later date.

What's the safest way to clip your toenails?

Using fabric softener on towels diminishes its absorbency when dried.

What will the last words of the last human be on the last day of their artificially prolonged life?

Rinsing dough in a sieve extracts the gluten. Hope that helps!

Hey guys, what's the best way to get 18 industrial grade sucker cups off the wall?

Four well-paid sex workers and buckets of industrial latex can be lots of fun.

What is the death rate for hobbyist butterfly counters in Sweden?

Not only will I reject blood, tissue, and organs, I also won't donate.

What good are you to me, if you're not a southpaw?

I don't know, could you tie someone eastbound with their belt?

What in the world is a dinglehopper?

there's no question here...

Why is the sky blue?