A line and circle constitute the extremes of polygons, being fewest and most sides.

This new technology, of what use is it?

Most people consider their soul priceless, but then squander it.

Is it time to upgrade?

It turns out it can be dissolved, despite being immaterial.

What will they do with all that money, having nothing left to spend it on?

Burn it

Where does the road lead?

Wisdom, giggles, and ecologic collapse.

What is the worst thing for sale today?

He wouldn't die of a shotgun to the head, but from thirst.

Would my absence make a difference?

"Would my absence make a difference?" asked one star to the sky.

Why do little kids lie so much, even though they're so bad at it?

Because the dinosaurs told them to.

Why is grass green?

"Short, sharp, shock" three times fast.

If they were so powerful, why are they dead anyway?

Sneak attacks from those sneaky, sneaky rogues. Hits the weak spots for maximum damage.

The best dressing for word salad?

Turmeric, cardamom, and phnom penh. Take two and call me in the gloaming.

Best cure for fleas?

I in fact like black Licorice.

Who likes balding men, anyway?

A red onion, cut in twain and placed on the bed-side stand.

Where's the last place you put your slippers?

In the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier (with all the lost single dryer socks)

How old are you today?

The only time I never had complaints about the Internet, was when I had no access.

Is a better future really that hard to believe in?

No, what is hard to believe in is that it is not butter.

What is the right answer?

Make three left answers, and call me in the morning with some dark matter.

Explain superstrings to me!

They brought everything for the trip, except their passports.

How many times you want me to kill them then?

Not too much, not too little, just enough.

Why is the grass green?

Infinitely generated credit.

What doesn't burn?