The essentialy existential Void-nature of nothing is that Nothing, it "noths". It is especially good at this on a Tuesday.

Oh say can you see that lit by the evening's soft gloaming?

Not even a month into Becha, and I have more eggs than I know what to do with.

What would you do if we all left you truly alone?

Play the movie really loud on every TV I can find!

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Who wears short shorts?

Restrung, backwards, or upside down, at least dexter guitars are adaptable.

If your such a good thing, why do you only get in the way?

ham sandwich.

did the lawn gnomes grow overnight?

Look over there, the most feared ship of their fleet...dead in the water.

If you're so rich and powerful, why are you old?

The Hamsters of Youth are ever elusive. Let's see you try to use a glitter-spangled butterfly net.

Who did you vote for last election?