someone painted it but they'd run out of red.

what is the square root of four?

All by myself with a needle and thread.

How about them apples?

turkey lurkey time!

what's better than 24?

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Orange blossom honey.

What is two and two?

five

Where do you want to be right now?

In a very hot room with no windows.

What is the best way to pick up a cat?

There's no real solution as cats are tricksy critters. (Unless it was my cat: He loves to be picked up and flipped over)

Why do pandemics exist?

Because it is tasty.

How many furlongs in a fathom?

Depends on how long the fur should be (Answers vary due to fur typing).

If you could type with any single part of your body, excluding hands, what would it be?

My hair.

How many apples could you eat in a day?

Someone this nice to me can't be real... must be a robot.

What do you do when your creations deny you created them?

The moon plays only silver as it strums across the Milky Way.

Why do we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?

Because driveways wanted more tourism and parkways wanted to be left alone.

Why can’t ostriches fly?

They keep failing flight school.

What kind of music do you like?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

What kind of dog is that?

Mr Snuggles is a parrot/unicorn mix thank you very much.

How did you do your hair?

You came in peace, but left in pieces.

Is this what I've waited for?

It's ALIVE!!!

Who are you again?

How dreary - to be - Somebody How public = like a Frog To tell one's name - the livelong June

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How do I love thee?