Depends whether the woodchuck is paid piece rate or hourly.

How fast is a river?

We'll let M.C. Escher determine those parameters.

How do you plead?

Not innocent or guilty. I plead for a gentler world.

Do the loud noises scare you?

Because the swindler dropped the ball

Are you fine?

Nothing to see here. Move along, ignore that mess in the corner.

Can you fly?

I certainly can, but I ought to ask:

How far can you throw?

Forget the dog, beware of DOUG!

Is this what you wanted to see?

Now I can only see the little blue goblins in my pillows!

Are you afraid of lemons?

Its like picking up the receiver, but nothing comes through.

Want some czeese with that whine?

I can only whine while galloping.

Want to see my bug collection?

Unfortunately, this one is oxygen tolerant.

What did Rico go through, to have a scar like that?

They told him not to touch the gnomes.

Why would you do that?

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

What team?

I dug up a , not breathing their stank air.

You do know what a torque wrench is right?

Of course I do, and that's still not how you pronounce "twerk".

What's for supper?

BGY-11 was little more than a piloted mech, not really a robot.

Even with the truth, you don't believe me?

Especially not with the truth!

Is there a dark side of the sun?

The sun is too clever to show its dark side on the surface. It keeps hate in its core instead.

Did I forget something?

An egg like that, would make an omelette fit for a king.

How would you dissolve an invisible bond?

um... magnets???

who put all these hamsters there?