The queen bee.

Why is ice slippery?

Because it is so often truly guilty of the crimes it is accused of.

Why is there no sand on that beach?

The courageous face threats, but fearless run from it.

What kind of freak would love me?

it depends if love is the freak not you.

well now whats that got to do with the price of eggs?

In my experience there is no correct answer.

How does Fred Flintstone's car turn?

For everything, turn turn turn, there is a season turn turn turn. And a time, for any purpose.

Now I wanna know, just when are these timeless mindful seasons?

girlscouts never really have to sell those damn cookies

do shooting stars ever hit anything out there?

Never. They have this thing called "Anti-gravity" which makes them never hit anything.

What exactly is a Naruto?

They're made with organic free-range girlscouts though, so no wonder they sell themselves.

It's a child that never eats their beets and carrots.

When should we all become vegetarian?

our food start to eat us!

Now what time is the next game on?

At the precise moment of all of life's milestones, no big deal.

What's the furthest you'll dip for a cigarette?

Onion, but not Ranch.

Are video games addictive?

Yes, they're filled with nicotine and cocaine. Never eat one.

How do I fight God?

If he really were the Joker he'd pull the pins anyway.

How do you die of love?

Eating the wrong candy.

Why is the cat staring at me?

... are you dancing naked and invisible in front of the neighbors again, dear?

Is that a real number?

You say "when" as if its a certainty.

Now you insult me, offering wine?

It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

Is this even legal?

Tell that to the pyroclastic flow rushing towards us.

Where did you get that moon rock?

I didn't teach it that, it was already perverted.

How much is that doggy in the window?