To the west, always the west.

How quietly can we nail floorboards back in?

About thirty eight moths.

How long does it take to roast a whole chicken?

Its not that the bad spelling was suggested, but that it was approved is what troubles me.

Do we really want a world run by the C average generation?

Over-stirring will cause the froth to dissipate, and it will take 34 minutes to start again.

How many olfactory sensors do echidna have?

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

How to repair a broken sauce mayonnaise?

Psshhh! Mayonnaise...it's all about the ketchup, baby!

Why is the WiFi on my phone not working?

Less than what an elephant can jump.

From this Vioran: What's it like to dream?

Sweeping cinematic epic, which got great reviews from critics but bored the audience half to death.

What's brown and hangs from the ceiling?

WE KEEP GOING INTO WORLDS ON SUNDAYS!!!

Why are you so sensitive about your feminine hips?!

They don't match my soul.

Where does it hurt?

You think you're strong, let's see you handle a southpaw'd schizophrenic for thirty years.

So many lights, are you afraid of the dark?

True monsters live under the lights of a top floor office with a view of their dominion.

Want to dance?

Only if the planets are in correct alignment and there's a lunar eclipse.

Why is the Earth round?

Don't fear creatures of the fourth dimension, ten dimensional monsters are the threat!

How many 1943 copper pennies are there?

There she goes, dancing right on by.

If you had a hammer, what would you do with it?

I'd hammer out danger.

Have you brushed your teeth?

Are you kidding, I use jackhammers to clean them!

So, who were those people with a barn full of reapers and scythes?

Don't worry about them. Lie back, lie still, and think of calm lakes. You're nearly home.

Why do people keep teaching their parrots to wolf whistle?

The Great Gatsby commands so!

Whose lives are a machine army supposed to save?

Battery lives.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood but wasn't making a fair wage at it?