The calipers fit incorrectly, because the brake pads were installed upside-down.

You're accusing me of cheating in your dreams?

Bloody forum points...

Excuse you, I don't dream, I know you cheated in that last round of Old Maid!

Why do you want to know everyone's favorite color?

Viorans only rest, they sleep all at once for 43 years. Repeated up to 1,024 times.

I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?

i don't know what/who/when/where rain is. :(

How many legs does a cow have? o.o

Waves lose length but gain frequency passing through dense materials.

Is there any correct answer to what you just asked?

Yes. No. Maybe. Can you repeat the question?

How far down did you bury him?

Not nearly far enough, apparently.

How deep should it have been?

Oh please! I hit myself harder than that!

You really think your dirty socks can stop me?

With a lever and a literal ton of socks, I can warm the earth.

Why was the sun tired?

Too much iron is lethal.

How slow is the flow of glass?

It all depends on what color the glass is ,

Why does Swiss Cheese have holes?

Me liking them isn't odd, but liking you is insane.

If they're fearless, does that make them not brave?

Not brave. Yes.

How many times have you done that within the last day?

The city is gone, buried by the very lava that sustained it.

How do you handle electrical blackouts?

With wood or bamboo tongs, and only in a well-ventilated area. Don't forget UV and x-ray protection!

Dear blasphemy, what time is it?

I hear the road to hell has been already been well-paved with good intention and is now a day-trip with rest stops and tour guides. You should be sure to carry a good supply of eye-pennies.

How many were going to St Ives?

To hell with any positives, current chassis is too damaged.

YOU!?

Only mostly: the technical aspects are handled by specialists.

Do you even notice your food, when you eat like that?

Oxygen toxicity, is the biological basis for a Vioran's compulsion to leave.

How do you buy gold, with paper money?

Absolutely not, gold is locked in eternal combat with fiat currency and as a result (though paper bills subjugated lesser metal coins) gold should never share a transaction with paper money, and must be separated by complex financial transfers and theoretical proxy payments, usually digitally.

How's the weather?