By sneaking up behind them and screaming "I'M HUGGING YOU!" as loud as you can.

How do you scream at someone when you've got no voice?

The only time I'm worried about food is when there is no bread.

Why do people treat driving like a right?

They can't think around corners.

How many years must some people exist before they're allowed to be free?

Immediately after they refuse to inherit the world left by the previous generation.

And what part of what animal is beer made from?

The beard of a bear.

Why do butterflies migrate?

Insufficient caffeine intake.

Why bother with democracy?

A little ambiguity never hurt anyone

Do we have a plan?

An fMRI can better reveal deceit, than any polygraph.

What does the term "too smart for your own good" translate in practical terms?

You should have first held her hand four months ago.

How many roads must a road-crossing chicken walk down?

Even the hardiest Venera lander lasted about three hours on Venus.

Why would I want to be with someone who wants to be with someone like me?

Don't turn down a friend who has good video games they're willing to share with you.

What's the point of sleeping?

In the works is a ceramic diesel engine that would not need a cooling system.

Did that Lamborghini just pass us like we weren't moving?

It was actually a badly-disguised spaceship, but yeah.

What is intelligence?

Often the accuser is guilty of what they're charging the accused of.

Why are their Geiger counters sounding outside of the facility?

Geiger counters always bleat with the full moon.

What does a bakery sell?

All I ever wanted, or ever needed is here in my empty arms.

If you love me, why are you here?

we got lost

what happens to interconnectors?

Entropy. They disconnect, as does everything else in the universe.

Did I use that word right?

Only being human is more common than being dexter.

Why are you blaming me for it?

I keep accidentally elbowing people, and I've got a lot of suppressed anger.

Want a hug?