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Who created Skynet?
Shakespeare. That's why it speaks English.
Who created the earth and the waters?
Sad is this time when the best Hollywood can do is REMAKES.
Since when does Bentley make trucks?
They were first used to build the pyramids.
Can I keep a log in a terrarium?
A typical MP3CD holds about 80-90 songs, always depending on the formats.
What do you do with something that can't even be given away?
Chop it into tiny pieces and drink it with a shot of raspberry soda.
How can I make sure my sticky tape isn't cursed?
God's mercy is the universal solvent.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
One upon a time...aah who cares!
How much is a good night's sleep worth?
To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally immoral.
Why do certain shampoos make your hair so dry?
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They are alien terraforming devices that were used to drain Mars of all its oceans.
What is the best way to draw a portrait?
Though your oceans cover much, the skies cover all and are far deeper.
What is the name of the largest known prime number?
Choking hazard; not intended for children under 3 years.
What is the third-most common ingredient in a standard breath mint?
In flume water for washing sugar beets prior to slicing operations.
Have you ever eaten snake?
The legendary Pony Express lasted eighteen months.
You want to organize a massive worldwide counterstrike with a window of only a few minutes?
Don't ask me how just get me out of the mail box!
Who could win a rabbit?
A lifetime of solitude doesn't frighten me.
What could you possibly threaten with then?
Cosmic dwarf-planet-eating superbeings.
Have you any eggs I can borrow, please?
a piece of furniture with a flat top and one or more legs, providing a level surface on which objects may be placed, and that can be used for such purposes as eating, writing, working, or playing games.
How is a raven like a writing desk?
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