Stop wearing white clothes.
What is one benefit of using air refreshers?
Swing at the server with a self-made cardboard sword.
Why are national anthems important?
If we didn't play it at an event, the event would immediately catch fire and we'd all perish.
What's the best type of sushi?
The ones served at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
What is behind the mirror?
13 acres of Hell, and its nothing but a word.
Why do luxury cars run on gas?
Because if they walked their owner would always be late at the party they were going to .
What did the purple cow say to the grass hopper?
[kiss=pink_dolphin or harvest pink_dolphin]
Baa baa black sheep, have you any cockles and mussels? Bo Peep ate the wolf, so we sure are gonna need them to get him out again.
How many Avengers were there?
Oddly black and white episodes had much more visual clarity.
Why are you always referring to actions I've yet to do in past tense?
You have come to know that.
Why are there so few four-leaf clovers?
Because nobody else would.
Who is the man in the moon?
Nothing but a little pyrophobic.
You'll find a way to destroy it, right?
Bring me the goods and I’ll handle it.
Are we there yet?
Each disk holds 200 Petabytes, and the full drive is composed of thirty disks.
Frightening, isn't it?
It's gone stale already.
What is at the bottom of the sea?