Because it's what Reggie would want.

When is Nintendo announcing the new Switch model?

The past is a dream we all share, and the future is an illusion.

How many "z"s are in this sentence?

The Cheela live in unimaginable gravity, 60 billion Gs. On the surface of a neutron star.

So what does that make me?

It was shipped to cinemas under the psuedonym "Deep Cuts".

What's causing the heatwave in the San Francisco Bay Area?

I intend on working on cars that work for a living.

What's the threshhold of all this nutrition craze?

About as high as that tree over there.

What cereal tastes best?

Cerebral ones.

Where has the sea gone?

Sight-seaing.

Will it ever rain again?

Only down in Africa.

Can glass marbles feel pain?

No, but they can make panes.

How much would could a woodchuck chuck?

Not as much as Chuck Norris.

So why does this dress have frills?

It's called fashion, look it up.

What's the best kind of potato to cook?

There's no joining, you have to be born a Soldier.

So when did you enlist?

Sometime within the last millennia.

Why won't my cat stop patting my arm?

Because it's a pet, of course.

Is there really no other way?

Not unless you switch to kilograms.

How do I make my computer faster?

Use that crank on the back side.

Why do dragons have wings?

Because "opposites attract" only works for magnets.

Why is it so cold in here?

Well, it is a freezer.

What's cooler than being cool?

There is nothing he can't do, but there are things he won't.

How do you persuade a non believer?