War of the Worlds had a section that mentioned the Martians eradicated all patpathogenic illnesses, which worked into their downfall on Earth.

What manner of death to the Rams?

Ewe need more wool!

What is oxygen?

Mole' sauce and a nice Chianti

Why would I ever do that?

All fire, no flavor.

Do vegan mothers nurse their babies?

Yes, with plants. Do stars glow?

Only in magazines. In real life, they're rather dull. Don't let the atmosphere fool you.

Do you like hot dogs?

Shut up, and shoot me already.

Am I the only person sick and tired of Bumblebee?

The cat that survived a 20-story high plummet.

How can we explain Hubbert's Bubble Effect?

With slippery sweet glycerin and joy.

Is he really wearing that thing?

Unfortunately it runs on negative energy.

How come there is no Anti-matter minion?

Because Anti-matter is a myth.

What is the best way to escape a Labyrinth?

Bribe the building superintendant to tell you with your fancy analog steampunk barometer.

I mean who needs a barometer these days?

A stressed out elephant perhaps?

What ever happened to the cow that jumped over the moon?

It actually lived long enough to see the event horizon.

How can there be an element lighter than hydrogen?

It's a good idea for a production assistant to co-ordinate papers.

In what ways does nervous system respond to incoming stress?

Ships were built of wood because then it was simply believed wood floats.

Why do we put sugar in coffee?

The better performance in underwater basket weaving offsets the increase in diabetes.

Why is the price of insulin so high?

Only if it doesn't contain acesulfame potassium.

What are the hairy tufts on the inside of cat's ears called?

Its a fine line between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.

When is it one too many?

The turn that takes you left, passed where the old video store used to be.

What's the best way to pot calendula officianalis?