Some people think electric cars are the solution, but most electricity is still generated by burning fossil fuel..

Why do I only see pink now?

You aimed your spray paint can the wrong way.

How can I overcome fear of embarrassment?

If retirement is anything like this, I will work until the day I die.

What is, if any, the natural evolution of an Eevee?

Eeveeon!

Why do cats have retractable claws?

You're no nightmare Chica, just authentic.

So what is below dead last?

Dead lastest

Can my Subeta pets die?

no matches found

How can I forgive her?

Only Voyager and Pioneer have acheived perpetual motion, dictated by celestial gravitation.

Why are maps oriented as seen now?

Ask Yahoo Answers. Why does this guy keep staring at me?

The proportions, 1 x 4 x 9 are perfect. Even when carried six decimal places.

Can I open my eyes now?

No, you are still asleep. You will wake up in three more hours!

If the average human body is made up of mostly water, then what is the rest of it made of?

Dead cells b/c they're drowning in all that water :(

How does insurance work in the United States?

Better to be alone than to be better than nothing.

So the stars are too high for you then?

I told them jumping onto the slingshot was a bad idea. Now they can't get back.

Why 8 tentacles on an octopus, but 10 for a squid?

Because seven eight nine

Do all dogs go to heaven?

Yes, because they want to see pigs fly

400 degrees Fahrenheit is to Viorans what -40 degrees is to humans.

Is it possible for a dexter to laugh at themselves?

everithing is possible if you don't have to do it

why bananas and lemons are yellow?

The farthest down humans have gone through the crust is seven miles...with a two inch bit.

Love comes again the say, what do they mean by again?

[edit] Bloody forum points...

Clearly they mean that it reverts to the original position.

Why does ice melt?