It's gotta run.

Why does the Sun rise from the East?

Female mosquitos drink blood, but males drink nectar.

Didn't this movie have a war in it?

It did, but they took it out for time reasons. Gotta make room for dad jokes!

How do you tune a fish?

By fighting it with WWII hardware, no IC chips to fry.

What's your favorite time of day?

Your donation is fully tax-deductible!

How many different blood types are there?

over 9000

whats the upcoming holiday

This book, which is dog-eared on page 46.

What's the proper way to roast duck?

It was purported that Ceaser cried "Me too, Brutus!"

Can you name more than one sinister saxophonist?

Miss South Africa!!

Where are you from?

Scan indicates an indeterminate content, proceed with caution.

Isn't it amazing how quickly "never" arrives?

It appears that an overuse of antibiotics has pared down your microbiome. Not even yogurt can save you now.

How many pancakes can fit on a roof?

Error 457.

I guess that error 456 tripped on a banana peel and is now on the way to the emergency room!! Looks like error 457 is now in charge of bring the beer to the party.

Why did the monkey chase the weaseal?

Where's the question?

See my above edit.

3.2 plus or minus .0001

Will he ever marry you?

Shun the non-believer!

Who killed Captain Alex?

Only if the guards rotate on Tuesday this week.

In a grocery store, where is the dairy section typically located?

Between the after the Cairy section and before the Fairy section.

Are we human or are we dancer?

Because "liquid paper" is extremely flammable.

What mechanism allows cats to purr?