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Dec 2, 2018 7 years ago
Flying Ace
Anubis
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It's gotta run.

Why does the Sun rise from the East?

Dec 2, 2018 7 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

Female mosquitos drink blood, but males drink nectar.

Didn't this movie have a war in it?

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Dec 7, 2018 7 years ago
KatchRocketman
made a huge mistake
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It did, but they took it out for time reasons. Gotta make room for dad jokes!

How do you tune a fish?

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Dec 9, 2018 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

By fighting it with WWII hardware, no IC chips to fry.

What's your favorite time of day?

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Dec 13, 2018 7 years ago
Rickshaw
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Your donation is fully tax-deductible!

How many different blood types are there?

Dec 13, 2018 7 years ago
Whatliveson
needs to get lost
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Minami Yuki

over 9000

whats the upcoming holiday

Dec 14, 2018 7 years ago
Rickshaw
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This book, which is dog-eared on page 46.

What's the proper way to roast duck?

Dec 16, 2018 7 years ago
February30th
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Zamaradi Moyo

It was purported that Ceaser cried "Me too, Brutus!"

Can you name more than one sinister saxophonist?

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Dec 17, 2018 7 years ago
japoneis
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Miss South Africa!!

Where are you from?

Dec 18, 2018 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Scan indicates an indeterminate content, proceed with caution.

Isn't it amazing how quickly "never" arrives?

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Dec 18, 2018 7 years ago
Xezvi
got ridiculous
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It appears that an overuse of antibiotics has pared down your microbiome. Not even yogurt can save you now.

How many pancakes can fit on a roof?



Dec 18, 2018 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Error 457.

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Jan 5, 2019 7 years ago
pink_dolphin
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I guess that error 456 tripped on a banana peel and is now on the way to the emergency room!! Looks like error 457 is now in charge of bring the beer to the party.

Why did the monkey chase the weaseal?

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Jan 5, 2019 7 years ago
Trees
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Where's the question?

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Jan 8, 2019 7 years ago
pink_dolphin
is a billionaire
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See my above edit.

[kiss=pink_dolphin or harvest pink_dolphin]

Jan 8, 2019 7 years ago
Solsticesprite
cleans up nicely
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3.2 plus or minus .0001

Will he ever marry you?

Jan 10, 2019 7 years ago
Gatsep
gets around
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Shun the non-believer!

Who killed Captain Alex?

Jan 12, 2019 7 years ago
Rickshaw
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Only if the guards rotate on Tuesday this week.

In a grocery store, where is the dairy section typically located?

Jan 12, 2019 7 years ago
Nobody puts
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Pachimama

Between the after the Cairy section and before the Fairy section.

Are we human or are we dancer?


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the muses avoid my phone calls //// what happened to me and you?
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Jan 18, 2019 7 years ago
Rickshaw
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Because "liquid paper" is extremely flammable.

What mechanism allows cats to purr?

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