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Mar 29, 2019 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Viorans are despised by Predators because the trauma wouldn't kill them.

Why does McDonald's only now offer bacon?

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Mar 29, 2019 7 years ago
Runes
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Because while bacon has been found to cause cancer, that at least isn't as bad as beef, which has been found to cause your bones to turn into pea soup.

Why does my watch never display the correct time?

Mar 29, 2019 7 years ago
SEOUL
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Ludenberg

Because adventure time is all the time

Why do dogs eat anything?

Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
manipulation
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Because this chorography was too hard

Why is the moon so far away?

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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Unlike the moon the sun jumped into the center of the sacrificial fire.

What is the best armor to cover one's heart with?

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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
MyotisMarionette
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Clearly a chainmail bikini.

Why do frogs sing in the spring?

Work that dance floor. They may vote you Mayor Jazz. One day have a plaque that says: "She wore the tightest of pants."

Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Gigers wouldn't care much for Viorans, the embryo would be consumed by its immune response.

What do you like about me? (So I can enjoy destroying it)

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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
Kushiel
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Hakim

The wing obviously, because why have only 1 wing

Why are there tides on the sea?

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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
MyotisMarionette
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Because the sea likes the little slappy noise it makes when it hits the sand. Finds it amusing.

What is the moon made of, really?

Work that dance floor. They may vote you Mayor Jazz. One day have a plaque that says: "She wore the tightest of pants."

Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

Wouldn't you like to know...

Chlorine would just smell bad.

How would one define a name outside of words?

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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
Nobody puts
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Pachimama

In binary.

Why do birds tweet tweet tweet?


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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
Runes
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They were sued for copyright infringement a long time ago and have since decided it's better not to speak human languages.

Where is the best place to hide a treasure chest?

Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
Solsticesprite
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Black holes are a great place to hide things.

Where is the best place to hide your soul?

Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
WhiterWinter
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Bon

The best place to hide your soul is in plain site because no one would believe it.

I know that someone has no doubt asked this before but, if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

"You've been given a Forum Giftbox for participating in the forums! Why not open it and see what's inside?" and then a message saying the prize pool is empty! Try again later. LOL

Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

There is only energy, shifted around.

So I'm expected to believe it just happens?

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Mar 30, 2019 7 years ago
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Sometimes there are just no reasons.

Who am I going to get to see tonight?

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Mar 31, 2019 7 years ago
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Zamaradi Moyo

That's a valid point but, on ther other hand SHUT UP.

Where can I buy a phone?

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Mar 31, 2019 7 years ago
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juxed

Under that rock!

What was it that she said?

Mar 31, 2019 7 years ago
Trees
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Something with no other meaning to it.

why do prices just keep rising?

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Mar 31, 2019 7 years ago
Selkie
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The owls find it funny so it happens.

Why did people hate disco so much?

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