Viorans are despised by Predators because the trauma wouldn't kill them.
Why does McDonald's only now offer bacon?
Because while bacon has been found to cause cancer, that at least isn't as bad as beef, which has been found to cause your bones to turn into pea soup.
Why does my watch never display the correct time?

Because adventure time is all the time
Why do dogs eat anything?
Because this chorography was too hard
Why is the moon so far away?
art by amazing
Unlike the moon the sun jumped into the center of the sacrificial fire.
What is the best armor to cover one's heart with?
Clearly a chainmail bikini.
Why do frogs sing in the spring?
Work that dance floor. They may vote you Mayor Jazz. One day have a plaque that says: "She wore the tightest of pants."
Gigers wouldn't care much for Viorans, the embryo would be consumed by its immune response.
What do you like about me? (So I can enjoy destroying it)
The wing obviously, because why have only 1 wing
Why are there tides on the sea?
My Toyhou.se I am always in need of art.
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Because the sea likes the little slappy noise it makes when it hits the sand. Finds it amusing.
What is the moon made of, really?
Work that dance floor. They may vote you Mayor Jazz. One day have a plaque that says: "She wore the tightest of pants."
Wouldn't you like to know...
Chlorine would just smell bad.
How would one define a name outside of words?
In binary.
Why do birds tweet tweet tweet?
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They were sued for copyright infringement a long time ago and have since decided it's better not to speak human languages.
Where is the best place to hide a treasure chest?

Black holes are a great place to hide things.
Where is the best place to hide your soul?
The best place to hide your soul is in plain site because no one would believe it.
I know that someone has no doubt asked this before but, if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
"You've been given a Forum Giftbox for participating in the forums! Why not open it and see what's inside?" and then a message saying the prize pool is empty! Try again later. LOL
There is only energy, shifted around.
So I'm expected to believe it just happens?
Sometimes there are just no reasons.
Who am I going to get to see tonight?
That's a valid point but, on ther other hand SHUT UP.
Where can I buy a phone?
Something with no other meaning to it.
why do prices just keep rising?