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Did Mozart even know any mathematics?

Ancient mathematicians, despite their logic were a superstitious lot.

When did Batman stop being so serious?

That would depend on the weather.

How long does it take to walk to the store?

That flower smells weird!

What date is it again?

Medjool

What time is it?

Try it you'll like, don't fight it, don't hide it, just let it out.

Is this all our available weapons?

Only if you've already accounted for the breath mints.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I do in fact expect a Spanish Inquisition to walk rather silly.

Who reads anymore?

slopes on past thread playing game on phone and bopping to iTunes on my nano ...wut?

How long does it take to digest play-doh? Just asking.

Two Southpaws are harmonious, a southpaw and dexter are just corresponding.

What's the matter fellas, Blue Mangos?

Yes, I'd love some Blue Mangos from Dota 2 please

What's the time now?

Entered the Toa of Ice, stopping the blizzard he himself started.

You call THAT fire?

If not it must be a dragon spitting ice cubes.

What did you do to the coo coo clock to make it purr like a cat?

Among the cowslips, there I lie.

How much do I love thee?

Take the tungsten-titanium crystal matrix, and set in supercooled temperatures (-195°F). It can withstand core conditions effectively.

You have your clearance, why are you still here?

Please test on an inconspicuous area prior to stain-removal.

How does Gossypium Herbacium aid the human body?

The Extinction Rebellion

If three is a crowd, what could four be?

Even the best rechargeable batteries can only last two years.

Why won't this mirror reflect?

It only reflects vampires!

Why does the moon have phases?

She is such a young celestial body and is still doing "growing up". Right now it's hanging around in Earth's orbit and reflecting whatever Earth does, but she'll get tired of that eventually.

How many satellites were there?