Gravity is weak.

How can fat free ice cream be creamy?

Some thought so, but they've been refuted for long enough that I thought he belabored the point

Where's that voice coming from?

Though more massive, Uranus has 0.9Gs compared to Earth.

Just how many times has Optimus Prime died?

When they are restricted or told "no," they turn into a tiny dictatorial cyclone.

Did we miss typing class?

Before numbers were established, people spoke of only "one"or "many".

What good is a baldness cure, if you hate your hair?

I sometimes like to eat it, yes.

Why was six afraid of seven?

Bloody dexter humor, laughing at you.

Just what happened at the Tunguska river in 1902?

Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

What happen when you pet a shark backwards?

you'll get flipped upside down

are you willing to dress in accordance with company policy?

I prefer getting cursed in fractal, rather than base-16.

So doctor, an organ tranplant is the best you can do?

Why, yes! I successfully transferred my last patient's liver into the potted plant! Amazing, right?

Why does Halloween only last one day?

So many didn't stick around long enough to hear the show's second half.

Can you imagine life under 67 billion Gs?

Nope, I have no imagination!

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Some guys build their dream cars, others just buy one.

What would the world look like in radio light?

A: Harmonic.

This is still good to eat... right?

Depiste the gadgets attached, you're playing with cardboard boxes.

What does it mean when a tossed coin lands on its side?

The planets axel is spinning out of control

Why aren't bats pets?

Despiite favoring southpaws, in baseball there are no left handed catchers.

Why do soccer games look lke 90 minutes of passing the ball around?

as expected of a professional packager ❤

did you have a lot of fun too?

Everything in this room is off center by exactly half a centimeter.

If the world spins... why aren't we always spinning?