The sound of the other one's silence.
Why is it illegal to sell small watercolors on the street with no permit?
Because souls can be so easily stolen by those who do.
If you use turtle wax on your car, what does a turtle use on its plastron?
Each section of the Code is numbered, and gives a rule or definition
Do they come in white?
Only with the sacrifice of a yearling goat.
What is the sun made of?
is a mixture of cream, milk, sugar and eggs that is frozen while being churned
Did she tell everyone about what I have to do tomorrow?
No, she told them what will actually happen.
Don't I know you from somewhere?
When music sounds like it plays faster, time to go to sleep.
What would life like be after people?
she's Jessica from the next class
what are you doing sitting in the hallway?
I am unable to answer without more specific parameters.
So Brief, its already over?
These are legitimately quite good
Do you think anyone noticed?
How dreary – to be – Somebody!
How public – like a Frog –
To tell one’s name – the livelong June –
To an admiring Bog!
How do you make an apple pie?
It was Peter pan himself who nearly destroyed Neverland, he chose to grow up.
How would modern technology be had Babbage successfully developed his Analytical Engine?
Yellow
Do you want to be updated on renewable energy projects?
Red dwarfs born in the early universe are still burning, and may continue in its last phases.
If El Dorado were found, would all that gold still be worth that much?
TLC said to not chase waterfalls.
What would happen if you put moon shoes on a kangaroo?
Cfour-dimensional creatures are nonsense, beware spooks from the tenth!
Why in this day and age are phones and tablets still 1/4in thick?