The only things denser than iron are neutron stars.

Since when is that enough?

monday morning by reservation only

how you'll spend your holidays?

As it turned out, the equation is an ellipse rotating counterclockwise.

When does something become too small to measure?

to the corner of main street and first avenue

what are the instructions?

It not your job to believe me, I may as well stop believing it myself.

Who is the winner of a boxing match?

Everyone. They should all go out for ice cream and pizza, together. No forest fires with that match now.

But what about ...Naomi?

oh that's wonderful!

where is the post office?

Narrow wedges are easy to drive, but fat wedges split faster.

What is it like to dream?

It's like that time you caught your neighbor stealing fruit from your garden.

How often should you wash your hair?

The area of a black hole's event horizon, times Boltzmann's constant, times the speed of light cubed, divided by four times Planck's constant, times Newton's gravitational constant.

How is it possible to offer an excessively fast internet connection?

"Talkies" were invented in 1928, but no one thought they would last.

What did you ask the psychologist?

How that made him feel.

Where were you on the night of the 13th?

Mimas

Spock or Tuvoc?

A well dressed lady behind a 12.7mm machine gun, firing all casually.

If they're strong, why do they even use weapons?

To weigh them down for a challenge.

What's a crucial ingredient for a good soup?

New rules have been implemented to manage the application lines

Do you really want to be a pro golfer?

Any switched southpaw would regret it.

Isn't it amazing how brief forever has become?

No.

Who could that be knocking at my door?

The Clock King, sounds like 1,000bpm.

What is so damn wrong with wanting to be single?

Be like the angler fish; embed yourself into your partner and merge with her bloodstream.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?