Even the longest lasting batteries die.

What's left after all else fails?

Lemonade!

What's hotter than the sun?

Purple glue sticks on sale for 95 cents each.

What is "Blepharitis"?

A disease that makes you run away as fast as you can from icky things.

Would you buy this bag of breadcrumbs, please sir?

Portals are easy to open, getting them to where you want is hard.

Is this the best you can do?

No.

What are you getting at dairy queen?

Five o' clock and forty after

Is anybody home?

Even the most expensive, luxurious, and exotic cars run on gas, like everybody else's.

What prefixes, if any will come after "Exa"?

Trick question! It is impossible to fix something before it is broken.

How many were going to St. Ives?

The weather was sunny

Cats are carnivores or omnivores?

Sure, the shield protected the hull. But it collapsed in the process.

When is something delayed too long?

You wash your mouth out with soap right now young lady!

What is the best way to hide your sP from NPC Sarah?

Death ends marriage, but marriage cannot revive the dead.

How can there be an element lighter than hydrogen?

Paint it white.

Who's a good boy?

Without fear, there would be no need for valor.

So what are the fearless like?

Giagantic cephalopods in oilive oil and garlic.

What is your favorite sauce for fettuccine?

0W-150.

Five letters, most inferior...what could that be?

Every ten seconds or so

Have you ever heard of big data?

Follow that line forever. When you reach the end, turn left. There is none Bi-66-er.

How do you sell something that can't even be given away?

As far as you feel comfortable, and then just a little farther

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?