Granted, but it gets so big it crushes your house.D: I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but it's 1 cm wide and poisoned and granola raisin.

I wish I had something cool to draw.

Granted, but then your fingers burn off and you can no longer draw.

I wish that I didn't have to do homework over the break.

Granted, now you have to go back to school and take exams instead.

I wish somebody would ruin my wish.

Granted, but the ruined wish isn't that bad, it's actually good. I wish I could stop biting my nails.

Granted-- you have razor-sharp claws now. You'd cut your lips if you tried!

I wish I could remember where my favorite book was. >_O

Granted, but now he/she will never talk to you again.

I wish I had something good to eat right about now. :d

Wish granted, but it turns out to be a live baby animal. :C

I wish my neck didn't hurt so much.

Granted but you needed a life-saving experimental surgery and it....failed.

I wish I had another Dr. Pepper.

granted, but then the ones you didnt eat get stale :[ i wish my head didnt hurt

Unfortunately, the cookies had pistachios in them.

damn.

I wish I was a giant sea serpent.

Wish granted but you become the Loch Ness monster, a 40 year old man with a hook captures you and sells you on ebay.

I wish I wasnt addicted to the computer.

Wish granted. You icecream finds out how delicious it is and eats itself leaving none for you. I wish the moon was actually made of cheese.

granted. In never disappears! it stays in your fridge like a bizarre twilight zone episode. Goes bad, and makes you sick when you try to eat it.

I wish I had a tail!

Granted, but whenever you wear pants... erm nevermind.

I wish I had a gift card that would buy me anything I ever wanted. c:

granted, but the card is fake -.o;;

i wish my food was ready

Granted, on your trip to space, you have no trouble breathing until you explode from the lack of pressure.

I wish I had red eyes

granted, but its in a foreign language i wish i knew of cool anime sites

Granted, but Adam and Debbie from Neopets takes over and ..... i wish i weren't so tired

granted but now you fall asleep and cant wake up i wish i didnt have to go to school this week