Granted... but yo computer get swine flu and dies. EDIT: darn... get there before me... ANYWHO. your wish is granted too... but you lose that pen and never find it again

I wish writer's block never happened...

I wish writer's block never happened...

Wish granted, but now everything you write sucks.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, only a disease hits the world and you're the only survivor. Whats the point of money now, eh?

I wish I had a tail.

Granted but all people want to grab it and do.

I wish that I had an electric car.

granted, but then it turns into a Transformer and runs off.

I wish it was January so I could go back to college.

Granted, but you there is so much snow around your school, so it gets cancelled.

i wish that i was asleep right now yawn

Wish granted, but during your excitement you accidentally drop a lighter and burn all your money.

I wish I could see the future.

Granted, but the future is always so horribly depressing that it ends up driving you mad.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

wish granted...but you can only see through your parents clothes

i wish i was a vampire

granted but the thirst of blood drives you mad and you end up slaughtering your family/friends.

I wish I didn't have to go to this stupid family dinner thing. :c

Granted. But your family never wants to see you again since you didn't show.

I wish there was better music playing

Wish granted...but you turn it up so loud that you kill your speakers.

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I wish I wasn't tired.

Granted, but then you never get tired and stay grouchy forever.

I wish I could eat these cream puffs I have.

Granted, but you get food poisoning and spend the next week projectile puking.

I wish I didn't have to work Monday.

Granted, but you work like a slave every day for the rest of your life...just not mondays!!

I wish I had more monies to spend.

Granted but everything you learned is now obsolete.

I wish I wasn't sick.

Granted, but now you've been called upon to save the world ... by break dancing in tacky shoes XP.

I wish I had a sandwich ;.;

Granted, but it's moldy. :c

I wish I had a bigger room.

Granted, but you have nothing to put in it.

I wish I had a wee kitten to pet.

Granted, but it "wees" all over you.

I wish my turtle was bigger