granted, but you die of starvation with nothing else to eat.

i wish i had the power of xray vision!

Granted, but you lose the ability to see other things, thus becoming blind.

I wish I could make a wish with nobody messing with it...

Granted : But be careful what you wish for - disaster looms round every corner

I wish for world peace

Granted, but the peace you had is gone now.

I wish my stupid friend would reply to me on YouTube... -_-

granted, then it's a message saying that he/she died

I wish my stupid friend would reply to me on youtube XD

Granted, but your friend brings a whole army of automatic spamming machines and spam-replies you.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but now you have nothing to do and all you do is lay around the house... not too terible, but now you're FATTTT! xD

I wish I had a boyfriend who wasn't a jerk...

Granted, but then your boyfriend turns out to be a nerd.

I was expecting him to be clingy or something like that xD

Since you didn't wish anything I'm guessing you didn't really think of anything. The bad part is that now you have something you want to wish about, but now it's too late and you'll have to grant and destroy another person's wish to post your wish... but by then you will have forgotten what it was. :( So sad.

I wish I was a model.

Granted, but then the people who are taking your pictures want you to smoke so you're a walking tobacco ad. You die of lung cancer.

I wish my W and 9 keys would work better. It's hard to hit them.

Granted, but nothing else works.

I wish I had a tame pet alligator.

I set myself up for that one, didn't I? :(

Granted, but it's pregnant and has completely haywire offspring that kill you.

I wish I wouldn't have to keep editing to post my wish because I keep forgetting.

Granted, however the alligator isn't so tame and murders you.

I wish I lived with my favorite celebs.

Granted, but they finally find out where you are hiding and throw you out. They also got restraining orders from you. You can't get within 500 feet of them ;)

I wish I could get out of my HA rut...

Granted, but now you don't know what to wear in real life.

I wish my friend would call me.

Drats!

Granted, but they're calling you to tell you they hate you. :(

I wish I had a three day weekend.

Granted, but then you get the ful.

I wish I was a pretty boy ;3

Granted, but you turn into a slimy monster at night.

I wish I was a better cheerleader.

Granted, but you are killed by Sylar for your skill. ;)

I wish my hair would behave.

Granted, but your face decided not to be tame like your hair so it went on a rampage, leaving a large hole in the middle of your head.

I wish I didn't have to put up with stupid little annoying kids.