Granted. They grew into elderly folk and need a diaper change... now.

I wish my eyes weren't so dry.

Granted. But your eyes pop out.

I wish I could shuffle. (Its a type of dance)

ah you can but someone changed the soles of your shoes and you went flying the first shuffle..DOWN ..end o dance.

i wish i could have a nice male HA for awhile ..yours looks like fun.

Granted, but you turn into a male doll IRL for a while :o

I wish I was Superman

granted, but everyone (good and evil) wears kryptonite around their neck

i wish i had a life like my sisters.

granted, but then you die.

i wish i could meet a dragon

Granted, but then it sets you on fire.

I wish I was a Harpy or a Dragon XD

granted, but you're a cute cuddly dragon the size of a shih tzu.

i wish i were a hogwarts student.

Granted, but Harry's dead and Voldemort comes back to life and destroys Hogwarts and kills everyone inside it. R.I.P.

I wish I had

Granted, but Voldie kills you the second you come in, making you a ghost in the giant chess table thingy.

I wish I was surrounded by lots of perfect and hot chicks who will only make me very happy and nothing else :P

granted, but they're all transvestites.

i wish my cats would stop peeing and puking and would be overall healthy and alive.

Granted, but then they eat you.

I wish people would stop double posting, where I posted before them, but they post to the person's above me wish, so my wish doesn't get granted.

Granted, but then I changed my mind and grants/destroys fanson's wish! Bwahaha!

I wish my wish gets granted.

granted but all your wishes from now on will have a bad side effect times three.

i wish onions didn't make me cry.

Granted, but instead they make you die.

I still wish I had an

granted, but you're forced to sell everything else in your wardrobe.

i wish everyone in the world knew true happiness.

Granted, but they meet a more powerful "true sadness and despair and everything not good and happy"... uh, thing.

I wish I was the richest user in subeta.

granted but everything super inflates to the point where you can't buy anything.

i wish i had an undead monkey. (blame pirates!

Granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

granted but instead you have to do all of the household cleaning/chores.

i wish there was something good on tv right now.