Wish granted, but you drop it and it breaks your toe. I wish I could have more people over for my birthday party...

Granted, but the people who come over are from the CIA, and they've come to take you away for "questioning."

I wish people would shut up about how amazing Twilight is.

Wish Granted, but Twilight fans attack you and rip out your vocal cords making your main blood viens squirt blood everywhere ^_^

I wish I had a sharpener

Granted. You have a sharpener, but nothing to sharpen.

I wish I had a chocolate bar. ^_^

Granted, but there are worms crawling threw it

I wish I had a pencil

Granted But it has no tip , and there is no sharpener I wish People wouldn't be obsessed with twilight and that it wouldn't be every where

Granted, but it still remains in one place...Walmart. xD

I wish I could go to Japan.

Wish granted but bombs fly down and kill you

I wish I could get electricuted!

Granted, but you get electrocuted and die.

I wish my crush would ask me out. ^_^;

Wish Granted, but you cant stop singing, and your can only sing folk music

I wish I could clone!

Granted, but your clones attack you.

I wish that I had 100 million sP

Granted, but I steal it all! BOHAHAHHA

I wish I could sing

Granted. You can sing, but not very well.

I wish one of my friends would talk to me on Youtube...

granted, but they say they hate you and no longer want to speak to you.

i wish i could ride a horse.

Yea, too bad one of them already hates meh... D=

Granted, but you ride the horse into a bottomless pit.

I wish that you would put some clothes on. xD

Granted, but they're all see through.

I wish I could have a bookcase with no defects and the perfect size, color, and shape as I want without having someone corrupt my wish and just HURRY UP AND GIVE IT TO ME.

Granted, but as soon as you try to put a book on it, it falls apart completely.

I wish I had some root beer. ^_^

wish granted but it fizzles up and explodes,dissolving your head in an acidic fashion

i wish i was dead

Granted. But you wake back up In your coffin that is already burried underground.

I wish I had a ride to town.

Granted, but the ride gets in an accident and you die.

I wish I didn't have to eat crappy potato salad that my mom is forcing me to eat. -_-