granted but you become an extinct breed.

i wish i were invincible.

Granted, but it only lasts for a few seconds. XD

I wish I it was Saturday.

Granted, but it's cranberry and you now have to pee REALLY bad... too bad you sold your toilet to get the juice. :(

I wish I could think of a wish...

granted, but it's a really dirty thought/wish.

i wish company would hurry and get here safely.

Granted. But a hobo comes and eats them

I wish X-mas was early xD

granted, but then all of your hot dogs disappear. i wish i was pretty.

Granted, but inside you turn ugly.

I wish I could meet my favorite singer, Skye Sweetnam. -_-

Granted, but after a few moments you wake up and realise it was just a dream.

I wish my art skills would improve.

Granted, but then they vanish completely.

I wish I could bring my huge snake to school. XD

Granted, but you haven't got an air supply.

I wish I looked like my HA for some reason. XD

Granted, but then you make everyone around you die because of your ugliness.

I wish my life was an awesome anime, where nobody gets hurt, and everything is perfect. :)

granted, but then you wake up from your dream to your harsh reality

i wish i was a butterfly

Granted, but then you get captured by a butterfly collector.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but its a really old and ugly one.

I wish I had a chicken taco. x3

Granted, but it's a 2 week old taco.

I wish I had a talent.

Granted, but it was a chicken... OF DOOM! I wish NO.

Granted, but it was YES.

I wish I was a really good and famous singer.

Wish granted, but then the tabloids start spreading horrible rumors about you.

I wish I could shape-shift.

Wish granted, but you shift into a fly and get stuck.

I wish I could see my mice right now.

Granted but they are stuck in a box and you can never touch them,you can only look at them.

I wish everything in the world was made of chocolate