granted, but it has no frosting/icing.

i wish i had a puppy.

granted, but he takes advantage of your almost naked body.

i wish i had musical talent.

Granted. But, you end up losing your fingers, Unable to play most isntruments.

I wish I wasn't sick

granted, but the sickness is transferred to your best friend and kills them.

i wish i could lose weight easily.

Granted, but then you can't gain wait when your pregnant.

I wish I could read,write and speak japanese. and still be able to read write and speak english XD

Granted, but now everything you read and write must be in dual languages, so you say hello in EN/JP, order food in E/JP, and write out all homework twice over. All your friends ignore you for being a freak, and your parents soon tell you to hush.

I wish I was in Berlin with a dear friend.

granted you are but the iron curtain wall gets built up around you again as you visit.

i wish i had 2 tickets...1 so could meet in real life and 2 so i could go far far away on vacation.

Granted, but on your flight your plane crashes, and you all die ^_^

I wish I had a wooden chair

granted, but it doesn't have any legs.

i wish i had some dr pepper. :C

Granted, but a giant orge steps on it.

I wish my dog wasnt stupid

Granted. Now he knows how to open the pantry door.

I wish people would stop confusing 'your' and 'you're'.

granted, but the dictionary changes the meanings round and everyone is left confused again.

i wish i had a cool eyepatch

granted, but then you loose an eye and actually need it.

i wish i had 1 million dollars

granted you did but forgot where you hid it

i wish i could just sleep :( and not think.

granted, but you never wake up again.

i wish i had a a big chocolate cake.

Granted, but now you've forgotten how to relax and kill yourself.

oohh i told you you forgot your wish hmmmm.....

granted but then you gave it all to me..:D all your secret sorcery powers..mmmmm

i wish to be in kentucky.

Wish Granted, but you get sent to were the imbreeders live and they eat you!

I wish I was fancy

Wish granted, but your so fancy everyone is jealous so they come into your house and kill you.

I wish I had night vision.

Granted, but when you walk in the sunlight you burn!

I wish I had a hammer