Granted, but someone has sabotaged the plane that you are set to fly out in and it explodes.

I wish I had a pair of white boots.

Granited but You spill black ink on them

I wish I was a giant mushroom

Granted, but it accidentally smooshes you.

I wish I could have 20 cats. <3 (crazy cat lady!)

Granted, but they go evil on you and eat your brains

I wish I had long fangs

Wish granted. But they end up being so long, they end up reaching your neck, piercing your veins, And you die.

I wish I was in a band

Granted, but you join a band in the genre folk

I wish I had a can of Manwich

granted, but-- wait, a can of WHAT???????????

i wish i was a pirate - the best one in the WORD! :)

Granted, but sailors kill you before you have a chance to get to your ship XD

I wish I was a pokemon

Granted. But you get stuck in a poke-ball forever!

I wish could have a super rad dance party

Granted, but You get locked out of you party

I wish I was a dentist

granted. But a kid bites your fingers off.

I wish I had bacon right now

granted, but the pig that the bacon came from decides to jump out and kill you for eating it. you end up dead.

i wish that is was impossible for this wish to go wrong

Granted, but the impossibility overloads your wish and it explodes into purple glitter

I wish I never had to sleep

Granted, but it was also impossible for your wish to go right.

I wish the world was better than it is now.

Granted, but then the famous singer ended up being a nut-ball and killed you in your sleep...

I wish I was a bird... xD

Granted, but then you got shot by poachers. I wish I had a million more wishes.

Granted, unfortunately people deemed you unfit to live in even an asylum and locked you up somewhere dark and cold for all of eternity.

I wish I was alive.

Granted, But you need something to eat, and end up eating your own leg.

I wish Food that was good for you, actually tasted good.

Granted, but you overeat and end up sick anyway.

I wish I had a big shopping mall all to myself for a day.

Granted. But all of the stores in it are closed xD I wish I had a cupcake.