Wish granted, but now there's a new, even harder subject to learn

I wish that I had more soda.

Wish granted, but your soda explodes into a thousand little pieces and rains onto the earth like snow.

I wish pigs DIDN'T fly. D;

Wish granted, but a newer disease comes along, wiping out 1/4 of the human race XD

(If you don't get it, Swine flu. Pig flu XD)

I wish I had another Twix.

Granted, but there was a manufacturing error, and there is no caramel in your Twix.

I wish that I could ride an Emu.

Wish Granted, but while your riding, the emu runs right off a cliff and you die.

I Wish I could breathe underwater

Wish Granted, but the emu bucks you off.

I wish for a dolly.

Granted, but it's possessed and attacks you in the night.

I wish I had some waffles.

Wish Granted, but the Waffles explode in your stomach because they were cursed :(

I wish that I could breathe underwater

Granted, but they are soy waffles D: XD

I wish I had a kitty doll :(

Granted, but it comes to life and attacks you.

I wish I had more friends.

Granted, but they want to eat you.

I wish I had a dress.

Granted, but you wear it to a party and catch it in the door, ripping it.

I wish I didn't have to get up...

Granted, you are glued to your seat.

I want to be able to draw and cook at the same time without setting fire to anything or poisoning anything XD

Granted... but you end up drawing the most delicious looking cake, and end up making sushi made of eraser bits and pencil shreds wrapped in paper.

I wish I could go to Los Angeles. >_>

Granted, but I heard there's an earthquake coming up :3

I wish I could live in Canada XD

Granted... but you end up drowning in maple syrup. :o

I wish I could fall asleep easily tonight.

Granted... but you won't wake up...

I wish I had a boyfriend now.

Granted, but he ends up cheating on you.

I wish I was the richest member on Subeta. 8'C

Wish granted! But as a gift for me being so kind to you and making you the richest member on Subeta, you give me 99% of your money! <3

I wish I was good in math.

Wish granted but you are so overwhelmed with your knowledge in math your brain explodes

I wish I had a robot